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8000 WATT/HR ENERGY STOLEN FROM ARTISTS' SOULS

A Report on the Energetic Drainage Crisis in the Creative Field

In the most recent measurements conducted by the Bureau of Metaphysical Resources, an estimated 8000 watt-hours of raw creative energy have been siphoned daily from the collective souls of contemporary artists. This phenomenon, first detected through irregular flickerings in studio lighting and the sudden existential fatigue of painters mid-brushstroke, has now escalated into a full-blown metaphysical energy crisis.

Experts in quantum aesthetics explain that every act of creation releases a measurable current of "soul-voltage." Normally, this energy disperses harmlessly into the cosmos, where it is used by sleeping cats, abandoned shopping carts, and the Aurora Borealis. However, new research indicates that corporate art platforms have developed a technique to harvest this soul-voltage, converting it into NFT heat signatures and algorithmic serotonin for mass consumption.

"It's a silent theft," said Dr. Ada Flux, head of the Department of Ontological Engineering at the University of Nowhere. "Each time an artist posts an image of their work, the platform's servers siphon a microdrop of their ineffable essence. It's not metaphorical—it's amperage."

Victims report symptoms consistent with metaphysical depletion:

Spontaneous apathy toward their own masterpieces.

Paint drying faster than time should allow.

The inability to distinguish between inspiration and caffeine overdose.

A faint humming sound that seems to come from inside their skulls, tuned precisely to 60 Hz—the frequency of a broken promise.

Economists estimate that, if the current rate of soul-drain continues, the world's creative reserves will be depleted by 2031. "At that point," warns the World Artistic Fund, "humanity may be forced to reboot culture from scratch using recycled TikToks and corporate mission statements."

In an attempt to counteract the crisis, a movement known as The Resistance of the Inner Current has emerged. Members gather at dusk, disconnecting from Wi-Fi and chanting "I am not a data node" in circular formation, their bodies glowing faintly with unquantifiable sincerity.

But despite these efforts, the theft continues. Every sketch, poem, and half-finished melody feeds the invisible grid that powers the world's scrollbars. Some say this is the price of expression in the digital era—a tax on the ineffable. Others claim the energy was never ours to begin with.

Meanwhile, the artists—ashen, caffeinated, and vaguely luminescent—keep creating. Because even if their souls are being mined for watt-hours, there's still art left in the static.